Oh no, bad news. It is the Dirty Beaux, from BNC, Switzerland. Do not be fooled by their pressed shirts and polished shoes. They may pretend to be gentlemen, but no. They have stolen riffs from AC/DC, drum fills from Led Zeppelin, and even lyrics from The Beatles. They turn their Marshalls to ten. They show no respect. It is shameful.
But who of the three is the worst? Good question. Some would suggest Dan Le Welsch at the drums. Some would point to Robin at the electric bass. Others will tell you that Martin, on guitar and vocals, is the one you should avoid the most. In any case, when the three go on stage, it is best to keep a safe distance. Don’t trust the Dirty Beaux!